So for the first time in my life I'll be detoxing, oh the joy. Not. Will I make it, I'm not sure, but how hard can a week without coffee, milk, cheese, bread, meat (that one's not so hard actually), sugar (this is the really hard one), anything processed, be? Probably a lot harder than one might think. My day usually starts with a glass of juice, sugary cereal with milk and a coffee. So no more of that morning ritual..Then lunch usually consists of a coffee with a sandwich of some sorts alongside which a glass of cold water. No more of that at least for a week. Dinner is whatever the exhusband and I come up with, so actually this will be the easiest meal of the day, or so I hope. Maybe I'll have to stick to one meal a day, that will be unbearable for the poor people around me, so I guess I'll just eat a lot of fruit, and subsequently not see anyone as I'll be stuck in the bathroom the whole week.
It is a challenge but as I said, how hard can it be? The only thing I won't do, is stop smoking. That would just be too much for me to handle (and again the poor people around me). There's only so much detoxing a girl can take in one go. This last week I have also been to the gym (four times to be exact, no not ambitious at all..) with the Swede. I have set a goal for him, which inadvertently means a even bigger goal for myself. The Swede was recently abandoned by his partner, and as we all know when in a relationship one gains a lot of weight (unless its a healthy sexual relationship where calories are burnt off in a more enjoyable way, as the exhusband would say, the only exercise he partakes in). As I am also currently in a long-distance relationship myself I need some other way to loose those relationship kilos. I wonder why it is actually so easy to put on some kilos when in a relationship. Probably the lack of going out and dancing, which we all know is the female of our species way of attracting the opposite sex for mating rituals to take place. The male on the other hand attempts, and mostly fails, to dance along with those swinging hips. Furthermore, one has more time on one's hands and therefore visits to the gym are inevitable, at least for someone like myself who's psyche depends on it. The new healthier lifestyle of 2011 has begun for real, she writes while drinking her third coffee in a row and a lit cigarette in her hand.
It is a challenge but as I said, how hard can it be? The only thing I won't do, is stop smoking. That would just be too much for me to handle (and again the poor people around me). There's only so much detoxing a girl can take in one go. This last week I have also been to the gym (four times to be exact, no not ambitious at all..) with the Swede. I have set a goal for him, which inadvertently means a even bigger goal for myself. The Swede was recently abandoned by his partner, and as we all know when in a relationship one gains a lot of weight (unless its a healthy sexual relationship where calories are burnt off in a more enjoyable way, as the exhusband would say, the only exercise he partakes in). As I am also currently in a long-distance relationship myself I need some other way to loose those relationship kilos. I wonder why it is actually so easy to put on some kilos when in a relationship. Probably the lack of going out and dancing, which we all know is the female of our species way of attracting the opposite sex for mating rituals to take place. The male on the other hand attempts, and mostly fails, to dance along with those swinging hips. Furthermore, one has more time on one's hands and therefore visits to the gym are inevitable, at least for someone like myself who's psyche depends on it. The new healthier lifestyle of 2011 has begun for real, she writes while drinking her third coffee in a row and a lit cigarette in her hand.
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