27/06/2007

what you can find on the internet

$4125.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth


wow that's not a lot - it must be the smoking that does it.

5 comments:

itelli said...

$4225 here... It must be because i don't have elephantitis...

sunflower said...

I think it is calculated according to what strange illnesses one has, though. If u have something rare it goes higher...I mean, Science would be more interested, no? We should try to say yes to everything and see how high it goes.

Anonymous said...

i got exactly the same as my girl... perhaps we are too much alike?

but if i clicked the answers as if i was 26-40 years old, obese, chain-smoking, alcoholic, sun-tanning, fat-food-eating, colorblind, pill-swallowing, high-on-sugar-drink drinking, diabetic, bald, albino dwarf with hernia, a mental disorder, a prostethic limb, who had my appendix removed, had been prescribed anti-psychotic medication, such as lithium and works in a lead and asbesthos rich eviroment, my body would be worth a breathtaking 6845,-

sunflower said...

hahaha - then we know what to do!

Anonymous said...

eh? i'm not turning into that! the only advantage of being a dwarf is that my dick will finally touch the floor :D (yeah like... WHATEVER!)